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SamX avatar
85 days ago | 2018. 07. 21. 16:49:25
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What goes tick-tock, woof-woof?

Spoiler!
A Watch_Dog :?
AlyesRock avatar
3 months ago | 2018. 07. 16. 11:09:12
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ya XD
SamX avatar
3 months ago | 2018. 07. 16. 10:10:10
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Where did Captain Price buy his car?

Spoiler!
Modern car fair

Get it? XD
AlyesRock avatar
3 months ago | 2018. 07. 14. 01:51:34
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and he already is, build that wall!! XD
Skyler avatar
3 months ago | 2018. 07. 13. 14:20:30
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Donald Trump is the next US president
GhostMamba avatar
1 year ago | 2017. 07. 08. 14:39:32
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?Spoiler!
Christian Bale
no avatar
5 months ago | 2018. 05. 16. 13:18:34
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@GhostMamba: Hahaha! I wasn't expecting that.
Skyler avatar
1 year ago | 2017. 06. 02. 16:04:35
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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? - Spoiler!
Snowballs!
Moon_Breaker avatar
1 year ago | 2017. 05. 29. 18:26:05
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- Mom, where do tampons go?

- Where the babies come from, darling.

- In the stork?
bagusprs avatar
1 year ago | 2017. 05. 29. 01:32:44
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ow.. love that jokes..
Skyler avatar
1 year ago | 2017. 05. 28. 19:50:58
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What is the national sport of Minecraft? Boxing!
bagusprs avatar
2 years ago | 2016. 05. 28. 12:15:54
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mmm yes
i know that references B-)
@skyler
Skyler avatar
2 years ago | 2016. 05. 28. 12:06:45
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Dating a single mother:

It’s like continuing from somebody else’s saved game. :?
GhostMamba avatar
2 years ago | 2016. 05. 28. 08:00:24
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i think you..lol:?XD
THUNDERkurt avatar
2 years ago | 2016. 05. 28. 07:01:13
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Who's the funniest guy in this site?
GhostMamba avatar
2 years ago | 2016. 05. 27. 04:19:26
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Ha ha ha..lol
Skyler avatar
2 years ago | 2016. 05. 26. 19:29:19
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You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there?

That’s God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.
vikas2000 avatar
4 years ago | 2013. 12. 08. 14:09:26
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very very nice:?
tomcat3 avatar
4 years ago | 2013. 12. 07. 15:50:39
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@Asdfgamer very very nice :?
@sujith s right
sujith s avatar
4 years ago | 2013. 12. 07. 13:54:30
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the greatest misunderstanding of teachers in school and colleges
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sending students out of class is a punishment.
Adityasingh18 avatar
4 years ago | 2013. 12. 07. 13:18:32
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@Adsgamer Nice.:D
Asdfgamer avatar
4 years ago | 2013. 12. 07. 12:24:37
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Girl said: Dad, I'm in love with a
boy who is far away from me. I
am in India and he lives in Alaska.
We met on a dating website,
became friends on facebook, had
long chats on whatsapp, he
proposed to me on skype, and
now we've had 2 months of
relationship through Viber.
I need your blessings and good
wishes, daddy.
Dad said: Wow! Really!! Then get
married on twitter, have fun on
tango.
Buy your kids on e-bay, receive
them through gmail.
And if you are fed up with your
husband...sell him on Amazon.
sujith s avatar
4 years ago | 2013. 12. 06. 10:56:31
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@Asdfgamer
ha ha nice
Asdfgamer avatar
4 years ago | 2013. 12. 04. 12:25:21
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Read till end to enjoy
A man ordered for a voice
automated robot car that does
anything he tells it to do correctly
without any error.
He got the car and started
sending it on errands. He
became very proud of what the
car could do without
mistakes.
One day, he was home and his
wife told him to tell the car
to go and pick the children from
school as she was very
tired.
The man agreed and said to the
car- Car, go and bring my
children from school.
The car went and didn't return in
time as expected, they
knew something must be wrong.
Several hours later and no car, the
man became
apprehensive.
He dressed up and got ready to
lodge a report at the
police station.
As he and his wife stepped
outside they saw the car
coming with an overload of
children.
The car parked right in front of
them and said; "These are
your children sir".
In the car were their Landlady's
two daughters, their
maid's two sons, his wife's best
friend's daughter, his
secretary's son and their
neighbours two sons.
The Wife said; Don't tell me all
these are your children ?.
The man asked her calmly; Can
you first tell me why our
children are not in the car ?. ...
sujith s avatar
4 years ago | 2013. 11. 27. 14:22:17
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a man received an unkown call...
girl:hello do u have a gf??
man:no,who r u darling?
girl:m ur gf diana ,hate u

again man got a call
girl:Do u have a gf?
man:yes darling
girl:m ur wife alice , hate u
man: oh sorry honey i didnt recognise u
girl: m diana i knew it that u have a wife,hate u liar....
man:WTF........
JamesBond000001 avatar
5 years ago | 2013. 08. 24. 09:22:32
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Yeh
sujith s avatar
5 years ago | 2013. 08. 21. 10:56:44
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no i didnt edited it. i think any staff.
JamesBond000001 avatar
5 years ago | 2013. 08. 21. 03:53:50
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I Dont Know
Any Staff Member Because I Cant
And You Can Also EDIT IT
sujith s avatar
5 years ago | 2013. 08. 20. 10:53:58
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hey who corrected my joke
JamesBond000001 avatar
5 years ago | 2013. 08. 20. 09:34:10
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@sujith s
Its Ok Man
sujith s avatar
5 years ago | 2013. 08. 19. 13:23:12
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@jamesbond000001
ohh shit thats a mistakd. thankz man.typing mistake
JamesBond000001 avatar
5 years ago | 2013. 08. 19. 12:37:08
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@sujith s
Old Age Is A Bit Wrong
Time+Money But No Energy
sujith s avatar
5 years ago | 2013. 08. 19. 11:04:20
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3 life stages-
teenage:have time + energy but no money
working age:money + energy but no time
old age:time+money but no energy
JamesBond000001 avatar
5 years ago | 2013. 08. 19. 02:48:47
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If You Were Twice As Smart You Would Still Be Stupid :D
Silkmoth avatar
5 years ago | 2013. 08. 18. 16:22:07
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Where is ur sence of humour. ;D


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