Humour-Jokes

2013. August 18., thread
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SamX avatar
What goes tick-tock, woof-woof?

Spoiler!
A Watch_Dog 😂
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Where did Captain Price buy his car?

Spoiler!
Modern car fair

Get it? 😆
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AlyesRock avatar
and he already is, build that wall!! 😆
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Skyler avatar
Donald Trump is the next US president
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KittenPower avatar
What do you call it when Batman skips church?Spoiler!
Christian Bale
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@KittenPower: Hahaha! I wasn't expecting that.
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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? - Spoiler!
Snowballs!
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- Mom, where do tampons go?

- Where the babies come from, darling.

- In the stork?
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Skyler avatar
What is the national sport of Minecraft? Boxing!
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bagusprs avatar
mmm yes
i know that references 😎
@skyler
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Skyler avatar
Dating a single mother:

It’s like continuing from somebody else’s saved game. 😂
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Who's the funniest guy in this site?
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You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there?

That’s God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.
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tomcat3 avatar
@Asdfgamer very very nice 😂
@sujith s right
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sujith s avatar
the greatest misunderstanding of teachers in school and colleges
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sending students out of class is a punishment.
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Girl said: Dad, I'm in love with a
boy who is far away from me. I
am in India and he lives in Alaska.
We met on a dating website,
became friends on facebook, had
long chats on whatsapp, he
proposed to me on skype, and
now we've had 2 months of
relationship through Viber.
I need your blessings and good
wishes, daddy.
Dad said: Wow! Really!! Then get
married on twitter, have fun on
tango.
Buy your kids on e-bay, receive
them through gmail.
And if you are fed up with your
husband...sell him on Amazon.
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Asdfgamer avatar
Read till end to enjoy
A man ordered for a voice
automated robot car that does
anything he tells it to do correctly
without any error.
He got the car and started
sending it on errands. He
became very proud of what the
car could do without
mistakes.
One day, he was home and his
wife told him to tell the car
to go and pick the children from
school as she was very
tired.
The man agreed and said to the
car- Car, go and bring my
children from school.
The car went and didn't return in
time as expected, they
knew something must be wrong.
Several hours later and no car, the
man became
apprehensive.
He dressed up and got ready to
lodge a report at the
police station.
As he and his wife stepped
outside they saw the car
coming with an overload of
children.
The car parked right in front of
them and said; "These are
your children sir".
In the car were their Landlady's
two daughters, their
maid's two sons, his wife's best
friend's daughter, his
secretary's son and their
neighbours two sons.
The Wife said; Don't tell me all
these are your children ?.
The man asked her calmly; Can
you first tell me why our
children are not in the car ?. ...
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sujith s avatar
a man received an unkown call...
girl:hello do u have a gf??
man:no,who r u darling?
girl:m ur gf diana ,hate u

again man got a call
girl😃o u have a gf?
man:yes darling
girl:m ur wife alice , hate u
man: oh sorry honey i didnt recognise u
girl: m diana i knew it that u have a wife,hate u liar....
man:WTF........
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sujith s avatar
no i didnt edited it. i think any staff.
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JamesBond000001 avatar
I Dont Know
Any Staff Member Because I Cant
And You Can Also EDIT IT
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sujith s avatar
@jamesbond000001
ohh shit thats a mistakd. thankz man.typing mistake
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JamesBond000001 avatar
@sujith s
Old Age Is A Bit Wrong
Time+Money But No Energy
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sujith s avatar
3 life stages-
teenage:have time + energy but no money
working age:money + energy but no time
old age:time+money but no energy
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JamesBond000001 avatar
If You Were Twice As Smart You Would Still Be Stupid 😃
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Silkmoth avatar
Where is ur sence of humour. ;D
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